An Apology

This morning when I woke up I realised I was surrounded by a mob of Microsoft workers.. or so they said.
Anyways, they forced me to apologise to Bill Gates fer calling him an "uptight loser who has nothing better to do than ruin other people's life". I had to, I had no choice! They said they'd sit there and bug meh until I did! What was I to do?
So, yeah. I apologise, Gates, for calling you uptight.
*The guy is poking meh!*
And a loser.
*Poke*
Who ruins peoples' lives!
*Poke poke!!*
Ow, wot was that for?

I'm outta here.