New Year's Eve. That wonderful time of year when everybody's happy, the snow falls making the night glitter and the fireworks display beautifies the night.
Oh, who am I kidding?
New Year's Eve. That annoying time of year when everybody's drunk and gets into fights, you freeze your butt off in the bloody cold, no sign of snow, perhaps some rain, the fireworks keep you awake all night and cause like a million bloody accidents cos of the drunken idiots that set 'em off.
Sorry if I spoilt your festive cheer and New Year's spirit. Here, have a fiver and go buy yourself some. (Gettit - spirit?).
Yeah, I know; I'm losing my touch. *Shakes head solemnly*
*Sighs*
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