Monday, December 10, 2007

How I Shall Come Into Power

Hitler decided against violence and opted for power through parliament but I have found another "easier" way out. My plan so far is:
  1. Go to CERN
  2. Use the LHC (Large Hardon Collider) particle accelerator to split an atom, creating antimatter
  3. Suspend the highly unstable antimatter in a canister of some sort
  4. Use the antimatter as a weapon of mass destruction
  5. Threaten the leaders of the free world with it
  6. Bomb anyone who opposes me
  7. Rule the world.

See? It even ends at point 7 - my favourite number. And that is how I shall come into power and finally rule the world. Now I just have to figure out how to get into CERN..

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2 comments:

Jong said...

Nonsense. How would you bomb people without using your so called "highly unstable anti-matter bomb"?
cuz using them = boom
and silly plan cuz any snipers can take your head without you knowing it
and terrorists
and terrorists

December 26, 2007 at 7:25 PM
World Ruler Komal said...

Yeah, well, you would say that, wouldn't you? Cos you know my plan rocks and so you try to fault it. Huh, typical.

January 10, 2008 at 9:47 AM

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